Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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