at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
So vagazzling was a success
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