In the future we'll all be gay
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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