Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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