is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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