You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
We're too hungover to prance.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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