Having a random hookup so left but love u
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
God, I missed his penis.
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