and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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