NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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