how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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