Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
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