I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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