I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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