I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Randomize