Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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