I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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