Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
where are my eyebrows?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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