And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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