Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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