He is such a slut. More and more my type.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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