Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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