This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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