Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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