That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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