We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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