I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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