we have officially mastered the walk of shame
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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