you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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