We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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