road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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