Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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