no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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