Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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