Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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