make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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