Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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