I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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