I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
