i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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