"it" just moved
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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