I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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