idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
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