dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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