It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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