I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
