if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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