I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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