Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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