Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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