I have demons in me.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
Randomize
