u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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