Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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