I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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