so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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