i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
We talked him into tasing himself.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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