let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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